Questionable Content's Hanners proves yet again why she's a OCD freak after my own heart:

I must admit, if anyone could held me overcome my anal squeamishness, it'd be a man who no doubt carries along twelve-types of douches on every date and would heartily approve of this video. 

ETA: Yeah, for some reason whenever I try and post a picture it comes out way too small, so here's the link so you can read it properly to get the joke. http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1141